Our Guru Eddie Tirado, Australia's Premier Cocktail Host!

Jesus Bruiser

• Equal parts Special Brew and Bacardi Breezer (preferably lime)
• A few shots of Gin

Shepherds Rum Toddy

• 1 lump of sugar
• 1 piece of orange peel
• 1 piece of lemon peel
• 2 oz lambs breath

Combine ingredients in old fashioned cocktail glass. Light the liquid with a match and stir with a long spoon, then strain into a hot whisky glass, perfect for those cold nights under the stars.

Passion of Christ

• 2 parts William Christ Pear Schnaps
• 1 parts Grenadin
• 4 parts Passion Fruit Juice
• 2 parts Soda
• 1 parts Tonic

Rusty Nail

• 1/2 oz Scotch
• 1/4 oz Drambuie

Serve Scotch in a cocktail glass, floating Drambuie on top. This will separate the saints from the sinners!

Saint Brandy Alexander

• 1 whole egg
• 1/2 oz Triple Sec
• 2 oz Flavoured Brandy
• 6 oz Milk

Shake well with ice and strain into cocktail glass. A favorite of the apostles.

Water into Wine

• 1 clay urn filled with water

Pass clasped hands over urn once for white wine; two passes give you a delightful red!

Virgin Mary

• 3 oz Tomato Juice
• 1 Piece of Lemon Peel
• Dash of horseradish
• Celery Garnish

Mix ingredients as you would a classic Bloody Mary - only without the alcohol.

Blue Bruiser Cocktail

• 1 tbsp Lemon Juice
• 1 tbsp Lime Juice
• 5 parts Sprite
• 1 splash Blue Curacao
• 1 1/2 oz Gin

Pour the gin, lemon juice and lime juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain over ice cubes in a cocktail glass. Fill with Sprite, add curacao, and serve.

Jesus is Here

• 19 cl Vodka
• 20 cl Schweppes Russian

Pour the vodka and then the russian. Stir gently. Drink.

Purple Jesus

• 1 part Vodka
• 1 part Everclear
• 1 part Grape Juice
• 1 part Ginger Ale

Combine all ingredients in a punch bowl.

Flaming Jesus

• 1 splash Lime Juice
• 1 1/2 oz Vodka
• 1 splash Grenadine

Pour vodka, lime juice, and grenadine into shot glass. Then layer 151 proof rum on top from the back of a spoon. Light the 151 and shoot it while lit if you dare. If you are worried about shooting a lit drink, just blow out the flame and then shoot the drink.

Walk Me Down (Sweet Jesus)

• 1/2 tsp Sprite
• 1/2 oz Vodka
• 1/2 oz Tequila
• 1/2 oz Triple Sec
• 1/2 oz Blue Curacao
• 1/2 oz Gin
• 1/2 oz Rum
• 1 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

Shake ingredients and strain into a hurricane glass over ice.

Whop Me Down Sweet Jesus

• 1 oz Vodka
• 1 oz Tequila
• 1 oz Triple Sec
• 1 splash 7-Up
• 2 oz Blue Curacao
• 1 oz Light Rum
• 1 oz Gin
• 1 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

Best in a large mason jar. Blue going down, blue coming up.

Screaming Purple Jesus

• 1 part Everclear
• 4 parts Grape Kool-Aid

Mix together and serve over ice.

Flaming Blue Jesus

• 1/2 oz Southern Comfort
• 1 oz Vodka
• 1/2 oz Peppermint Schnapps
• 1/2 oz Tequila

Layer with 151 proof rum on top. Light on fire - burn for 5 seconds - blow it out and drink.

Red Bruiser Cocktail

• 1 tbsp Lemon Juice
• 1 tbsp Lime Juice
• 1 tsp Sprite
• 1 1/2 oz Gin
• 1 splash Grenadine

Pour the gin, lemon juice and lime juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain over ice cubes in a cocktail glass. Fill with Sprite, add grenadine, and serve.